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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.3 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:44:41 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Eastern Right</title><subtitle>Blog</subtitle><id>http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2009-12-02T17:10:50Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.8.3 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Why I'm Byzantine</title><category term="Religion"/><id>http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/30/why-im-byzantine.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/30/why-im-byzantine.html"/><author><name>Karen Howes</name></author><published>2009-11-30T13:18:45Z</published><updated>2009-11-30T13:18:45Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Had to go to a nearby Latin rite (Roman) Catholic church yesterday; it was horrible. In a way, this was a <em>good</em> thing, because it made me appreciate my little Byzantine rite parish and helped me to remember why I go there:</p>


<p><Br>- Our vestibule is small and <em>looks</em> like a church vestibule-- with icons and holy water fonts and a nice portrait of the pope ("yes, visitors, we're really Catholic")-- instead of like a hotel lobby, complete with marble floor, couches, and potted plants. The only things missing were an elevator and a check-in desk. 


<p><Br>- We don't have circular-style pew seating that forces the altar to be in the center of the nave and ensures that the priest is always on stage, facing "the people." If the altar were aligned with a wall, the priest could conceivably offer mass facing east, <em>with</em> the people. This would be horribly hierarchical and way too Christ-centered. 


<p>It's unfortunate that we have pews at all-- they're Protestant torture traps invented in the 17th century that  a) restrict free movement, b) cause the congregation to approach worship as passive spectators, and  c) cause unnecessary confusion and disagreement about when we should be standing, sitting, and kneeling. But at least our pews face the altar, which is at the front of the church.</p>

<p><br />- The tabernacle (the container in which consecrated communion particles are reserved), is right smack on the altar, in the sanctuary. The Catholic Church, as well as the Orthodox Churches, teaches that, once consecrated, the bread and wine received in holy communion are no longer bread and wine, but the actual body and blood of Christ. 

<p>In Newchurch, we can't have the presence of Christ on or behind the altar distracting us from the liturgy, so He's "reserved" in a "chapel" well out of sight. Catholics who know enough to genuflect (bend the right knee to the floor) when passing in front of the altar, but don't know <em>why</em> they do, continue to do so. I want so badly to ask these people what they're genuflecting to, since Christ in the Blessed Sacrament is in a closet off the back hallway someplace.</p>


<p><br />- Our altar servers are male. We don't let little girls serve at the altar, since they can never be priests. But today, there were two little girls serving... no boys or men. See, boys don't want to serve with girls, and subsequently don't decide to become priests. Chalk this up to "progressive" Catholics trying to push for the ordination of women, and blame them for the lack of vocations to the priesthood. 


<p><br />- Our music is sacred, based on scripture and rich in theology, and unaccompanied by musical instruments (the rationale is that the human voice is superior to all other instruments, since it was created directly by God). We don't have guitars or bands and bad songs written in the 70's by hippies and liberal nuns about how wonderful we are. 

<p>Seriously, if the congregation was asked to join in singing one more sappy-ass Marty Haugen song, I was going to vomit right onto my nice circular-arranged pew. And by the time we sang the closing ditty, "City Of God", my family was aware of my disgust and was deliberately teasing me, singing it loudly in my ear and swaying. This did lighten my foul mood.</p>


<p><br />- We don't hold hands during the Our Father prayer; nor are we forced, at the risk of appearing extremely rude, to shake hands with strangers who've been hacking and sneezing into theirs, and  right after the consecration of the Eucharist (communion). 


<p><br />- We don't allow laypeople to dole out the precious Body and Blood of Christ; only ordained priests, deacons, or bishops can do that. And we don't have Him placed into our hands like real presence-deniers, either-- that would be quite impossible anyway, since our communion hosts are cut into leavened cubes, put into the chalice to be soaked in the "wine", and dropped into the mouths of communicants with a little gold spoon. 


<p><br />- Lastly, our prayers, most of them going back 1,700 years, are beautiful and poetic. To my ears, which are now accustomed to those long, flowery verses, Latin rite prayers sound positively bland and insipid. This may not be entirely fair, since they're supposed to be characterized by "noble simplicity." I just don't like them.


<p><br />I have a feeling that I'm going to get some flack for this post, but those are my feelings, and I'm venting. Let's just say that I regained appreciation for my own [Byzantine] parish. We're not perfect by any means, but I won't complain for awhile after my little visit to Novus Ordo land.
]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Christmas [shopping] spirit</title><category term="Miscellaneous"/><id>http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/29/the-christmas-shopping-spirit.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/29/the-christmas-shopping-spirit.html"/><author><name>Karen Howes</name></author><published>2009-11-29T20:48:41Z</published><updated>2009-11-29T20:48:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I'm already sick of Christmas carols. Yes, already, and it's not even December yet.</p>

<p>According to my brother, getting into the "Christmas spirit" means waking up at 4 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving ("Black Friday", the busiest shopping day of the year because of the good sales) and standing in ridiculously long lines at Walmart behind tattooed rednecks with 32-inch TVs in their carts.</p>
]]></content></entry><entry><title>A piece so stupid</title><category term="Politics &amp; Economics"/><category term="Religion"/><id>http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/27/a-piece-so-stupid.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/27/a-piece-so-stupid.html"/><author><name>Karen Howes</name></author><published>2009-11-27T14:22:30Z</published><updated>2009-11-27T14:22:30Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>... that only a modern academic <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/OPINION/11/26/dabashi.muslim.americans/index.html"><U>could have written it</u></a>.</p>


<blockquote>The same Christianity that produced Saint Francis of Assisi and Mother Theresa also produced children's crusades and Spanish conquistadors who burned native Americans alive 13 at a time (according to the 16th-century Spanish Dominican priest, Bartolomé de las Casas) in honor of the Twelve Apostles and Jesus Christ. It also produced American Seung-Hui Cho who killed 32 students and himself at Virginia Tech and American John Wayne Gacy, Jr., who raped and murdered 33 young men and boys in Chicago, Illinois, in the 1970s.

<p>The same Judaism that produced Martin Buber, Emanuel Levinas, or Primo Levi also produced the Stern Gang, Meir Kahane and Baruch Goldstein.</p>

<p>But the knee jerk reaction of blaming Islam and Muslims, in general, or looking for delusional links to "al Qaeda," for the horrific murders at Fort Hood points to something far more fundamental, overdue, and urgent -- namely something of a psychological barrier for Americans to accept the Islamic component of their own society, culture, and history.</p>

To avoid singling out Islam as diabolical, it is imperative for Americans to come to terms with the collectively repressed fact that by far the most important social uprising of their 20th century -- namely the civil rights movement of the 1960s -- is not as exclusively a Christian phenomenon as it is made out to be: The towering figure of a Muslim revolutionary named Malcolm X is of great importance in the history of that movement.</blockquote>


<p>So here we have Dabashi, a Mohammedan and a university professor, claiming that:</p>

<p>1. Mohammedanism isn't to blame for the actions of Mohammedans, because Christians and Jews have done bad things too. The real problem is that we Americans are just prejudiced against Eeslam. </p>

<p>Thing is, Christians and Jews are going <em>against</em> their religions when they murder, and are thought to be punished in the afterlife. Mohammedans are <em>following</em> their religion when they murder, and are thought to be <em>rewarded</em> in the afterlife. </p>

<p>Ironic that a follower of the most repressive, intolerant, and "fundamentalist" religion in the world is using the apologism by religious relativism tactic.</p>

<p>2. Malcolm X, a guy who thought black people were superior to white people (who were were "devils") and who rejected Dr. King's policy of nonviolence, represents a <em>beneficial</em> contribution of Islam to our society. Yes, this is a serious claim, and yes, college students apparently shell out hundreds of dollars to take classes from the man making it.</p>

<p>Another irony that I can't leave unmentioned is that, while this man is arguing that Mohammedans (Malcolm X) contributed to civil rights for black people in the <span class="caps">U.S., </span>it was they who first sold black Africans into slavery to begin with.</p>

<p><br />This article goes to show a couple of things: firstly, that most university professors are even more worthless than I had originally thought, having no ground in reality or desire to have any, and secondly, that Mohammedanism and leftism truly have much in common... they are certainly united in their hatred of western culture and civilization.
]]></content></entry><entry><title>WWPD (What Would The Pilgrims Do?)</title><category term="Food &amp; Drink"/><category term="History"/><id>http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/25/wwpd-what-would-the-pilgrims-do.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/25/wwpd-what-would-the-pilgrims-do.html"/><author><name>Karen Howes</name></author><published>2009-11-25T21:00:00Z</published><updated>2009-11-25T21:00:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>It's that time of year again... the time to spend $200 on food, then spend 8 hours preparing it, 20 minutes eating it, and 2 more hours cleaning up. </p>

<p>Why? Because it's Thanksgiving, and stop asking questions.</p>

<p>Seriously, though... even though it's a pain in the butt, it's a time to gather with family and friends and to be thankful to God for all that we have.</p>

<p>But first, let's look at some of the history behind Thanksgiving...</p>


<p><br /><b>Free the slaves, eat the turkey</b>

<p>1863 was apparently "Proclamation Year" for the 16th president of the <span class="caps">U.S.,</span> Abraham Lincoln. Most of us learned in history class about the Emancipation Proclamation, which decreed that slaves in Confederate states were now free. </p>

<p>I suspect a lot fewer of us ever heard of the <a href="http://showcase.netins.net/web/creative/lincoln/speeches/thanks.htm"><u>Thanksgiving Proclamation</u></a>, which made the formerly unofficial holiday of Thanksgiving an official one, to be celebrated on the last Thursday of each November. </p>


<p><Br><b>What did the Pilgrims really eat?</b>

<p>On Thanksgiving, it's customary here in the <span class="caps">U.S. </span>to eat turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie-- and then to plotz in front of the TV and watch football. </p>

<p>I've never stopped to really think about it, but what was on the table during that first feast (which was really more of a fall harvest festival than a "thanksgiving") for the newly-arrived pilgrims who had come here on the Mayflower? I decided to find out.</p>

<p>The traditional Thanksgiving menu we know today was more of a Victorian thing than a colonial thing; if you want the authentic, original meal, here's what to put on your shopping list:</p>

<p>1. Venison<br />
2. Duck <br />
3. Lobster<br />
4. Eel<br />
5. Turnips<br />
6. Leeks<br />
7. Onions<br />
8. Radishes<br />
9. Indian corn<br />
10. Berries<br />
11. Nuts<br />
12. <del>Potatoes</del> (Pilgrims didn't have them)<br />
13. <del>Green bean casserole</del> (forget that too)<br />
14. <del>Cranberry sauce</del> (uh-uh)<br />
15. <del>Pumpkin pie</del> (nope)</p>

<p>Some of these items might be hard to find at your local supermarket.</p>

<p>The feast would have been very meat-heavy and fatty compared to today's meals because people back then physically worked so much harder that their bodies needed more protein and fat; most 17th century people literally couldn't survive on an all-vegetable or even mostly vegetable diet.</p>

<p>Everything was either boiled or roasted-- no fancy stoves, oil, or pans to saute veggies. Surprisingly, though, the English at this time used spices liberally on their food. The pilgrims brought some spices over with them, but also found herbs in the New World.</p>


<p><Br><b>But what did the Pilgrims drink?</b>

<p>Although the beverage of preference for these English pilgrims was beer (see, they weren't as stiff and stodgy as we imagined they were), they had not been able to bring any. They were forced to make due with water-- fortunately for them, the ice-cold water in Massachusetts was generally free of dangerous bacteria and therefore safe. </p>

<p>Generally, people in past centuries didn't drink plain water. Although they didn't know about bacteria or germs, they did know that people who drank water often got sick, and that those who stuck with alcohol didn't.</p>

<p>Only later, when the colonists began receiving shipments of barley from England, would they be able to make beer again.</p>


<p><Br><b>Pilgrim table manners</b>

<p>These 17th century Engish people, unlike their native guests who simply ate when they were hungry, had set mealtimes; "dinner", the main meal of the day, was eaten at around noon. </p>

<p>They were also pretty class-conscious; the diners were seated according to rank of importance, and the best food was placed next to the most important people. The diners didn't sample everything on the table they way we do, but ate only what was closest to them. </p>

<p>There was no concept of different courses, either, so food was served all at once, and people didn't eat things in any particular order. The children were expected to serve the adults. </p>

<p>There were no forks; they had only knives and spoons (which were held like shovels rather than like pens). </p>

<p>It was considered bad manners to spit or pick your teeth during the meal, or to break wind at the table or to look like you were doing so. These are still things that are bad manners, by the way.</p>

<p>Oh, and the Pilgrims didn't dress all in black all the time or wear buckles. Buckles on the pilgrims, like horns on viking helmets, were a quaint fabrication.</p>

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<p><Br>My family is actually planning to have a rib roast this year instead of turkey, which should be awesome-- my brother's in charge of the roast, and he's a great cook. 

<p>Then on Friday my sister is coming to visit, so I probably won't be around much from now through the weekend. </p>

<p>Have a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving, all!</p>
]]></content></entry><entry><title>I'm back!</title><category term="Announcements"/><id>http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/im-back.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://karenhowes.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/im-back.html"/><author><name>Karen Howes</name></author><published>2009-11-24T00:07:44Z</published><updated>2009-11-24T00:07:44Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Well, I returned yesterday evening from yet another excursion to St. Augustine-- a pilgrimage, actually. Bishop William of the Byzantine Catholic Eparchy of Passaic was there, at the vigil and moleben prayer service we had Friday night and at the liturgy on Saturday morning. </p>

<p>Between prayer and liturgy services, sightseeing and taking pictures, and eating at awesome seafood restaurants, it was a wonderful time. I don't ever seem to tire of that town, or stay there long enough to see everything.</p>

<p>I took a ton of pictures, but unfortunately, most of them didn't come out well. It will take me awhile to go through the decent ones and edit them. Once I do that, I'll put 'em up here.</p>
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